From: fanjet@nilspam.iinet.com.au (Steve Zadarnowski) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Perth Org: Bodies in the Shop Date: Sun, 17 May 1998 16:55:08 GMT Message-ID: <355f165f.7692432@news.m.iinet.net.au> Had lunch with a colleague across the road (Miss Mauds) from the Perth Org. Noted on the way there & back that the Scienos, including the heirarchy, were on the street looking for more raw meat. Time? 12.30pm. Day? Thursday. But of course. The stats are down, and it's all hands again. I said to one as I passed "Got to get those stats in by two o'clock! He looked confused, and said "What?" Of course, I filled in the colleage (a work experience guy) on the evils of Scientology, as I have all the others I work with. Every time I say something about my 'scientology buddies' the stock reply is: "You don't believe that Scientology crap, do you?" They get the 10 minute rundown. Raw meat, bodies in the shop, Xenu, Thursday 2pm, Personality test, $30 a week and the famous $400,000 bridge to toadall freedum... It's gratifying to see the reactions of someone who thought Scientology was a crock of shit *before* hearing all that! Here's a confusing formula for medication: 2 tabs Prozac 2 tabs Dianazene ... you feel extremely calm about the fact you are crammed full of body thetans!! S