From: John_McMaster@my-dejanews.com
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: I *FLUNKED* John Charmichael (OSA) -- TWICE!!
Date: Wed, 27 May 1998 21:22:15 GMT
Message-ID: <6ki068$fu7$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

I needed a break from work on a beautiful NY day, so I decided to take a walk
and see if I could find some body routers up by Times Square, where they
usually hang out when they're trolling for raw meat.  When I locate one (by
following "$cientology spoor" -- discarded tickets to the orientation film
dropped to the ground by hurrying pedestrians), I generally engage them and
try to plant that seed that may eventually cause them to blow.

Today's journey eventually led me to the door of the NY org, as if I had been
drawn there by an OTs intention beams (I was soon to find that this was indeed
the case). As I passed, a young acolyte emerged from the org, right in front
of me. I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist (forgive me XENU). I had
to stop him, inquiring if he knew that he was mocking up his own reactive mind
(he didn't). I asked him if he was Clear, and he said he was working on it, so
I suggested that he could speed up the process and save some money by
mentioning in his next session that he was "mocking up bank."

At this point, he rushed back into the org (he had been leaving) and engaged
in a hurried consultation with the person at the desk, looking and pointing at
me. I stayed on the sidewalk, waiting to see what was going to happen. In no
time at all, someone who was Clear-ly further up The Bridge <TM> came out to
communicate with me.

It was John Charmichael, OSA and OT.

All he wanted to know was what my name was. At various times I told him that
my name was "Scott" (my name, BTW), "John McMaster" and "an unpronounceable
glyph." This did not seem to satisfy him, as he persisted (for nearly 20
minutes) in trying to find out my last name. He asked me if I was ashamed or
afraid to tell him my name. I told him that I *was*, in fact, afraid to tell
him my last name, but that it didn't really matter, since I was an eternal
Thetan, and the names I got in any particular life were merely the results of
repeated visits to Martian Implant Stations, and why was he so concerned about
my name, anyway? And why did he even ask me at all, seeing as he was possessed
of OT Powers <TM> and all.... I mean, couldn't he just "cognite" it?

I asked him what RPF was.
I asked him what "raw meat" meant.

Needless to say there were no satisfactory responses. Instead, he kept asking
me my last name, and to see some ID. I asked him why my name was so important
to him, and why he was spending so much of his valuable time talking to an
aberrated being who was so ashamed and afraid. I told him Ron teaches that
each day was like a golden coin that he could only spend once, and that he
shouldn't be wasting his time in contact with SPs. He said that it was his job
to "take out the trash," and that's why he was devoting so much time to me.

He asked me my last name again. It seemed very important to him to find out my
last name.

When he tried to forcefully order me not to speak to Scienos on the public
streets, I told him that his tone 40 wasn't good enough, and suggested that he
bring his tone down to my level to facilitate communication. I asked him if I
was in the lower 2.5% of humanity that needed to be "disposed of, quietly and
without sorrow," I was told that I was way below the 2.5 percentile on the
Tone Scale.

This whole time, we were starting unblinkingly at each other, our eyeballs 2-4
inches apart. During the gaps in the conversation, the staring continued in
silence, sometimes for 15-20 seconds  (at these close quarters, I recommend
staring at *your own reflection in their eyeballs* ... you can get that
"intense" TR look, all the while staring at the comforting image of --
yourself. This is the first time I had field-tested this technique, and I was
gratified at how well I pulled it off. In fact, I "FLUNKed" John Charmichael,
OSA, not once, but two consecutive times, for twitching. Later he flunked me,
but just once. So this wog won the 1st Greater NY TR championship, against a
true professional, 2-1).

Another acolyte came out, armed with a video camera, and took up a position
about 2 feet away. I asked John and the camera if The "Thetan Hand Technique"
was standard tech. He told me that I looked like an expert on "Hand
Techniques."

I answered that in fact I was, and explained (to John, the cameraman and
directly into the camera lens) that The Thetan Hand Technique was used to
eliminate Body Thetans that were unresponsive to auditing. I said that most
Body Thetans responded to auditing on Incident II, and if that didn't work you
could audit them on Incident I ... but if they still didn't respond, you could
use the "Thetan Hand Technique" to remove a ridge or cluster, and I showed him
what that would look like.

After nearly 20 minutes, that was about the end of our conversation. I said
goodbye to John and the camera, and we parted ways.  The funny thing is, I
can't tell if John was having a good time "confronting" and practicing TR's
(like I was) or whether he was really and truly enturbulated. He did seem to
spend a lot of time talking to a unredeemable SP, so maybe he really was
upset. Or maybe he was just having fun. Who knows.

I do think I should get some credit for beating an OSA honcho in a TR faceoff
though. It's too bad the ARSCC doesn't exist -- I'm sure they would rule in my
favor if they did.

Yours in XENU,

Scott
NYC SP




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