From: nobody@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: BRCs for SPs, level 1 (Xenu) Date: 18 Jun 1996 20:47:35 GMT Organization: Flame International Inc. Lines: 63 Message-ID: <4q74l7$o5v@news.xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: basement.replay.com X-XS4ALL-Date: Tue, 18 Jun 1996 22:47:35 MET DST Comments: Please report misuse of this automated remailing service to HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex By Hand HCO BULLETIN OF 18 JUNE, AD 46 Saint Hill Only Confidential Qualifications Division only Star-rated Check-out BRCs for SPs Issue I OT7-666: Fun with business reply cards for the Church of Scientology I. Go to a used bookstore, a library, a yard sale, or any place where there are lots of books. Get in comm with the books until you find the ones by L.Ron Hubbard. When you are sure your communication has been received, remove the business reply card from the book and put it in your pocket. II. Use your scanner and a paint program to digitize both sides of the business reply card. When you are sure the image has been digitized, use your laser printer to print the images on card stock. BRC Top Ten Rundown: 10. Fill in the names and postal addresses of Names 1 thru 10 every time you see the Dave Rhodes letter, and drop `em in the mail. 9. Change the "Please send me information about Scientology" text and order form to the little blurb about going to the zoo and talking to the animals. 8. Change the "Please send info" text to "Why haven't you paid the millions you owe Larry Wollersheim?" 7. Change the "Please send info" text to "The cult is lying to you. Find out the truth about the COS: read alt.religion.scientology". 6. Print dozens of them on your laser printer. Don't even fill them in, just drop in the mail. COS still has to pay the return postage. 5. Address the reply card directly to David Miscavige or Heber Jentzsch, per Standing Order #1. Ask them about Xemu and the Jesus Implant, and about the criminal trial in Spain. 4. Change the "Please send info" text to a list of your favorite FTP sites for the Fishman documents. 3. Change the "Please send info" text to "This card contains subliminal images designed to restimulate and enterbulate Scientologists. See your ethics officer immediately for a Sec Check!" 2. Change the dimensions of the card by 25 per cent (larger or smaller, any dimension) before printing. The post office adds a hefty surcharge for processing nonstandard business reply cards. 1. Post the image files to all your favorite alt.binaries groups. Don't forget to include this list of fun things to do with them!