From: firstname.lastname@example.org (David Gerard) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Xenu The Magazine: CoS reply to go in NoName #6 Date: 23 Oct 1995 18:54:10 +1000 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Well, I told 'em they could do 2500 words, and they gave us just 2000. Whatever. It isn't an attack on me or anyone else, nor *directly* addressing the disputed points. It's got some bits that any experienced CoS critic will giggle at. There's also a plug for 'Freedom' and the Church's human rights work near the end. My analysis: it's a public relations reply, designed to give the Church slant for the uninformed. I actually don't mind printing this at all. Preprinted from 'NoName' (student paper of Victoria University of Technology, Footscray), October/November 1995.
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