Today ... Xenu showed me the way.

Sparrow, Thu 02 Sep 1999

From: sparrow@dynamite.com.au
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Today....Xenu showed me the way.
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 1999 02:43:49 GMT
Message-ID: <37cde2ff.2612195@news.dynamite.com.au>

At 11am this morning I was asked to take part in a 'survey' I agreed
thinking they were from the local university.

q1: What do you do?     A: Technician
q2: How old are you?    A:22
q3: Is there anything you would like to change about yourself?  A: No
q4: If you could be any other life, who would you be?   A: Myself,
better looking.

Suspicions aroused I asked the following question....

Q: Is the story about Xenu true? :)
A: said Co$'r gave me the evil eye and stormed off.

I looked around for a moment and sure as shit there was the local Co$.
I tried to stop one young girl from taking the O C A but it was too
late they hurried inside and that was the end of that.

I hope she wasn't the gullible type.

Sparrow