From: neil@gargoyle.apana.org.au (Neil Muspratt) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Would you respond to this advertisement? Date: Fri, 05 Jun 1998 23:10:01 GMT Message-ID: <3578f760.1248280@troll.apana.org.au> I found this photocopied A4 flyer on the footpath near the Brisbane org the other day. As is usually the case with such finds, it had been well trampled underfoot by the time I got to it. The master copy must have been produced on a dot-matrix printer - all the letters have those characteristic ragged square outlines. The original word spacing has been reproduced: +----------------------------------+ | ARE YOU | | LOOKING FOR A | | JOB?? | | | | DIANETICS CENTRE BRISBANE ARE | | CURRENTLY EMPLOYING PERSONS | | TO WORK IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS: | | ADMINISTRATION,PROMOTION,SALES, | | PERSONNEL,FINANCE,OR PUBLIC | | RELATIONS. | | THE PAY IS LOW AND THE WORK IS | | CHALLENGING,HOWEVER WE DO | | PROVIDE TRAINING.FOR AN | | INTERVIEW PLEASE CONTACT: | | BERNADETTE OR MARTIN ON: | | 32298602 | | | | 2ND FLOOR 106 EDWARD ST,BRISBANE | +----------------------------------+ Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it? Also, I have noticed recently that they don't seem to be putting flyers under car windshield wipers in the city any more. Downstat $cientologists. Now I'll have to *buy* my toilet paper. +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Neil Muspratt SP3.08 neil@gargoyle.apana.org.au | | Brisbane Australia | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ At least the Raelians are proud of being a UFO cult. - Hud Nordin in alt.religion.scientology