From: dmcclain@runet.edu (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Elron the SubGenius Date: 21 Jan 1996 04:25:11 GMT Organization: Radford University Lines: 28 Message-ID: <4dsf77$afb@newslink.runet.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: muselab-gw.runet.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950824BETA PL0] Since Elron never got himself a real ordainment, I was going to buy him one. I was going to get him a membership in the Church of the SubGenius. But when I inquired about this, I was told someone had already bought him one. A woman who knew him (and claims to be in contact with him to this day) purchased it. It was sent to the Miami PO Box kept for deliveries to his boat. He died a week after receiving it. Now, I've got no reason to make this up, because I'd much rather have been the person to get Elron his very own Rev-ness. The SubGenius Foundation has no reason to make this up, because they'd much rather have the money. The lady that claims to speak with him still today could well be making that up, but the fact is the address is still on the books as the recipient of an ordainment package. And it'd fairly undeniable that he's toast. Maybe it was too much for him? More likely he was waiting to complete cycle until it arrived. That makes more sense. The exact same thing happened with Phillip K. Dick. No promises here, but it could be worth a shot; Rev. Miscavage? Popette Cory? St. Ivan? $30 to PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX, 75214 may be your best bet in clearing the planet of the Pink Pests. Your Best Cult Value: Buy SubGenius.